After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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