I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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