North Korea, Best Korea!
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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