the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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