ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Randomize
