You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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