Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
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this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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