just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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