Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
you would pick up someone in the library
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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