"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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