So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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