This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
We have so much sex to catch up on
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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