North Korea, Best Korea!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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