There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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