I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize