So drunk, too bad you don't want this
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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