you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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