Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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