Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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