Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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