I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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