oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize