Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
