i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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