And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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