Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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