don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
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I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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