i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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