Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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