: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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