Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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