i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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