I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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