Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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