I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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