she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
