My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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