Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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