After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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