so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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