I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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