i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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