it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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