Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
why is half of my head shaved?
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