i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
We were destined to go to rehab together
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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