It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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