Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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