If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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