He disabled his match.com account in front of me
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just had sex on a roof
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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