If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
Two words: nipple clamps
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