How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
the condom got lost in my hair
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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