so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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