i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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