i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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