i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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