She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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